Goddess Emily

Goddess Emily sells a life you are funding rather than living, always at a festival, always somewhere better than you, and completely happy to tell you so. With a following past 28k and a Blue check, the confident, fun, faintly degrading tone lands easily, and she has a real talent for making the lifestyle itself the flex.

Expect festival and lifestyle posts, sub-funded extras from smoothies to perfume, gym content and a firm boot-worship streak, hands on the floor and eyes up. One recent line, deciding not to go out so the losers would have a chance to catch her online again, sums up the playful cruelty. English speaking, lifestyle and boot focused. A special one for subs who want to bankroll a good time they will never be part of.